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Viagra Jokes
Two elderly men were talking about Viagra. One had never heard of it and asked the other what it was for."It's the greatest invention ever," he said. "It makes you feel like a man of 30." "Can you get it over the counter?" "Probably - if you took two."
Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men?
If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.
What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac?
A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
You have to wait an hour for a three
minute ride.
A Man & His Wife
A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man
collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in
from work.
An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he
was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another
two and a half hours.
In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've
taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets
home." "I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well,
could you not occupy yourself with her instead?" "But I don't need Viagra with the maid."
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